Author: Christopher Moore Moore, Christopher - Lamb, the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. Read more. Chapter One. You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. Trust me, I was there. I know. The first time I saw the man who would save the. The birth of Jesus has been well chronicled, as have his glorious teachings, acts, and divine sacrifice after his thirtieth birthday. But no one knows about.
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by Christopher Moore. About the Book. The birth of Jesus has been well chronicled, as have his glorious teachings, acts, and divine sacrifice. Read “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal”, by Christopher Moore online on Bookmate – The birth of Jesus has been well chronicled. Christopher Moore's books; Lamb, Fool and A Dirty Job are vicarious rides through Lamb is the gospel of Joshua (Jesus is Greek for Joshua) told by his best.
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A childhood pal of the savior is brought back from the dead to fill in the missing year "gap" in the Gospels in Moore's latest, an over-the-top festival of sophomoric humor that stretches a very thin though entertaining conceit far past the breaking point.
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Kindle Edition Verified Purchase. A friend who manages a bookstore tried to turn me on to this offering two years ago and it took me this long to get around to reading it. Now I'm kicking myself for not doing so earlier. In an era where so much of what is published or self-published is utter crap, it's good to know there are still a few authors taking the time to craft brilliant, enjoyable stories.
For the first time in a long time, I had a hard time putting a book down. This one cut into my sleep, but it was so worth it! I'm sure I'll be reading everything this author has in print within the next few months. One caveat, however: It's intended -- at least in part -- as parody, but I'm guessing not everyone is going to get the joke. This story tries to imagine the big gap that occurs between Jesus' birth and his the years of public ministry.
Told from the modern day perspective of Jesus' best friend, the book portrays the Messiah as that perfect kid you couldn't even hate because he is just too good. The book doesn't espouse any philosophy or dogma, but it also refrains from making fun of the beliefs of Judaism or Christianity in anything but an affectionate way. If you have an affection for religion without taking it too seriously, you might find this an enjoyable read.
I sure did. This book was given to me by my son-in-law.
When I started reading it I did not understand why he would give me such a strange book? I could not get into it. But I did not want to disappoint him so I resolved to at least give it a try.
Since I love audio books, I added audio to this book and voila, the book took a totally new meaning. I love the narrator Fisher Stevens and listening to him brought the book to live.
The book is funny and sweet and strange and I loved Charlie Asher. She is being cared for by two immigrant ladies Chinese and Russian.
The talent of Fisher Stevens is so great that all character voices and accents are tailored to the characters, recognizable and in case of babysitters very funny because they were so real sounding.
Charlie Asher is identified as Beta male, which according to the book description is dependable, loyal, responsible and sensible individual. Since Charlies wife Rachel died right after Sophie was born, Charlie is raising her himself and she is the most important person in his life, but his job sometimes takes him away from Sophie under most unusual circumstances. The writing is very good.
The dialogue between the different characters is so real and entertaining that it reminded me of my own family gatherings. And the ending did not disappoint. As a Catholic I had some "hang ups" when I first read it. I told the friend that recommended it to me that is was certainly NOT my cup of tea.
He is not particularly spiritual or Christian. He told me this was the book that GOT him to read the whole bible. He laughed and cried through the whole book "Lamb" he said So I put my "thoughts" on a shelf and read it. I laughed and I cried. I am heart broke the book is finished. The kind of heart broke that you feel when your favorites TV series has its last show of its last season and no more will be made EVER.
How WILL you go on is how one feels.
When I come upon certain stories in the bible that were talked about in this book "Lamb", the stories Biff, Jesus childhood friend refers too, I laugh and remember Biffs spin on it cause he was supposedly there and he told it His way. It gives me the feeling of belonging that I feel I know something that no one else knows.
I huger to read more of the bible now just to keep that feeling. Yes I know which is the real and which is from the book Lamb. I just like feeling of belonging now. I am a devout Christian I also appreciate good writing and a person's effort and sense of humor.
Moore has clearly done a lot of research into the Jewish ways of life and all sorts of things in the time period when Jesus lived. He said mixed it with some imagination and well meant humor. I loved the book! He went wild with it and i loved every minute of it Paperback Verified Purchase.
See all 3, reviews. Mary Magdalene here nicknamed 'Maggie' is depicted as harboring love for Joshua, while Joshua remains celibate, and Biff compensates by an active sexuality of his own. At the novel's conclusion, Biff gives "The Gospel According to Biff" to Raziel and discovers a resurrected Maggie exiting the room opposite his, having finished her own Gospel weeks before. At Raziel's behest, they are united immediately. The author cited Bulgakov's novel The Master and Margarita —particularly the Biblical scenes told from Pontius Pilate 's point of view—as a partial inspiration to create this novel.
The idea that prior to his public ministry, Jesus traveled to Kashmir, India to study at a Tibetan monastery was first suggested by Nicolas Notovitch , in his hoax The Unknown Life of Jesus Christ.
In , Moore said of writing a sequel to Lamb , " I am bound and determined not to do it. Better just to leave it alone. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Christopher Moore". Retrieved May 12, Christopher Moore. Archived from the original on November 1, December 17, Novels by Christopher Moore. Retrieved from " https: Hidden categories: Pages to import images to Wikidata.